Extremely popular in the average Japanese diet, seaweeds salads are becoming more popular to American palates as well…

I’m talkin’ politics here… Not just your everyday run-of-the-mill politics… I talking about the funny side of politics and the things people say about it.

For example;

“A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn’t happen.” Winston Churchill

“Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike the least.” Robert Byrne

“If you can’t convince them, confuse them.” Harry S. Truman

The more I look over the crapola being handed out today, the more I like Walter for President. He makes sense…

The networks are even helping out in a different sort of way…

And when you get your fill of all the political ads, take a gander at one we would like to see.

We can get more political humor than we can shake a stick at…

“This campaign is kind of fascinating, because the three major candidates have to be very careful when they criticize each other. Like, you can’t criticize Hillary. Ooh, that’s sexism. You can’t criticize Barack. Ooh, that’s racism. And you can’t go after McCain, because that’s elder abuse.” Jay Leno

Even our Keeleeforneea governor gets on the hit list.

Top Ten Arnold Schwarzenegger Campaign Promises

10. “To do for politics what I did for acting”
9. “Combine the intelligence of George Bush with the sexual appetite of Clinton”
8. “A heaping tablespoon of Joe Weider’s ‘Dynamic Body Shaper’ in every pot”
7. “Every freeway gets a dedicated car chase lane”
6. “Seek advice from elder political statesmen like Jesse Ventura”
5. “Crack down on schools graduating students who can’t bench-press 180 pounds”
4. “Solemnly swear to support the Constitution of Gold’s Gym”
3. “Goofiest-named governor since Pataki”
2. “Raise the minimum age for dating Demi Moore”

and the number one Arnold Schwarzenegger Campaign Promises is

1. “Speak directly to the voters in clear, honest, broken English”

I’m just trying to find humor in this very painful period of mudslinging, rhetoric and brat bashing. Not that politics should be funny… well… actually… maybe it should be.

I’m going to eat my wakame and tuna salad now…

Until next week…